VICKY: Oh, right, you’re asking us to fly to Oviedo and back?
JUAN ANTONIO: Mm...no, we’ll spend the weekend. I mean, I’ll show you around the city and we’ll eat well, we’ll drink good wine, we’ll make love.
VICKY: Yeah...who exactly is going to make love?
JUAN ANTONIO: Hopefully, the three of us.
VICKY: This guy, he doesn’t beat around the bush. Look, senor, maybe in a different life.
JUAN ANTONIO: Mm-hm? Why not? Life is short. Life is dull. Life is full of pain. And this is a chance for something special.
VICKY: Right, well, who exactly are you?
JUAN ANTONIO: I am Juan Antonio. And you are?
[Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Woody Allen]